If It Was Raining Palaces I'd Get Hit By the Dunny Door: The Ashes Travails of a Whingeing Pom

A darkly humorous insight into what it's like to be an England fan witnessing the first Ashes whitewash for 86 years. After chucking in the day job as a sports journalist on the Times, Nigel Henderson sets off down under with a flicker of hope in his heart for the 2007 Ashes series. However, as carnage in Canberra gives way to agony in Adelaide, mayhem in Melbourne, and surrender in Sydney, he finds his love for the game, and his appreciation of it, severely tested.