Conkers for Goalposts

The essential rules and tactics of centuries-old schoolboy and schoolgirl pursuits have evolved complex traditions and customs unintelligible to the casual observer. Luckily, this hilarious essential guide unveils the noble history of playground games and provides an explanation of all the basics, including equipment, rules, tactics, and training suggestions for those who wish to truly rule the playground. From sports such as soccer to playground fights and beyond, this is a funny and informative look at the strange laws and traditions of recess.