Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

Which dog always wins the race?
The one with the comfortable lead!

How do angry people tie their shoes?
With a crossbow!

What's big, purple and smells horrible?
A monster's bottom!

What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?
Just cut and paste!

Here at last: the jokes that every nine year old needs to know.

A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. It's designed to be easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.

Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

Also available in the Awesome Jokes series: Books for children 5 and up.

PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!

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