Gary Lising: Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown

"Gary is the epitome of the intelligent Filipino just as Alfred E. Neuman is Mad's epitome of th unfruffled American. If only for that, Gary Lising deserves to exist. sample joke: The aging judge paid a surprise visit to his young mistress and caught her in a compromising position with a handsome attorney. Enraged, the jurist demanded satisfaction. So the girl suggested an unusual duel: each man, naked, was to watch while she gyrated naked in front of them, and the first to show a physical reaction would be the winner. Soon after, the competion began, the attorney noticed that the judge was cheating by engaging in some surreptitious handplay. "I object your honor!" he exclaimed. "You're tampering with the witness!" "Objection overruled!" thundered the judge. "I was simply refreshing his memory." another sample: "She has sex insomnia--She can't keep her thighs closed." He also deserves to exist because of his humor. He stands out among Filipino comedians because he knows he is being funny while the rest of us think we are being serious. And that by any standard is a rare gift of providence." Poch Borromeo