You might be a redneck if…
- You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
- You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
- The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
- Your nativity scene has people wearing camouflage.
- Your outdoor Christmas decoration has a misspelled word.
- You ever gift wrapped a tire.
Foxworthy's version of this Christmas classic is one of the most played, and best-selling Christmas records every season. This book will be a wonderful holiday gift for the redneck in all of us.