FHM Magazine October 2004 Alyssa Milano Cover and Pictorial, Eva Longoria, Vida Guerra, Amanda Righetti, Ladies Confidential, America's Hottest Teacher

FHM # 49 - October 2004 Magazine ISSN: 1532-3803 Volume 5 Issue # 10 Number 49 TABLE OF CONTENTS FEATURES 86 Immortality BE G.I. JOE Remember playing with your sister's Barbies and longing to be Ken? Now you could be the toy that kicks his preppy ass. 88 Drama Queen EVA LONGORIA Stereotype laws say that a Mexican woman has to either be a naughty housecleaner or a sexy Salma Hayek. Meet the senorita who's the best of both worlds! 96 Bowl-a-rama PBA INFERNO Due to the threat of bankruptcy, TV deals and stricter playoff guidelines, pro bowling is going through its largest revolution since the invention of the plastic beer cup. 102 Fantasies MY DATE WITH VIDA What would you do on your once-in-alifetime dream date with backside-beauty Vida Guerra? One man blew chunks in the first 15 minutes. 104 Wet Dream AMANDA RIGHETTI This hottie jumped The O.C. ship and was deserted on an island. Fortunately, that isle is Hawaii and they have TV cameras. 112 Viewing GUIDE TO TV So long, social life! The new TV season means billionaires are picking friends, Roy is back to his tiger-taming tricks and Drew Carey needs to justify his existence. 122 Cover Girl Alyssa Milano She's gone from cute to hot to sexy to goddess among TV women. So why is the small screen's finest example of evolution still diddling herself? 130 Quote, Unquote ROGER EBERT Even after beating cancer and getting a second thumbing partner, this former-fatty film critic can still put Steven Seagal in his place. IN EVERY ISSUE 22 LETTERS It's a clown-off-Yucko challenges the champ! Plus, FHM finds a nerd-loving hottie and the world's sexiest teacher! 30 INCOMING Hometown Honeys go head-to-head-and you have the final call! Then, size yourself up against the world's tallest man and listen to the animals taking over metal. 51 REVIEWS 78 LADIES CONFIDENTIAL 133 FASHION 150 MACHINERY 156 FEED 172 BIONIC 28 TRUE STORIES 76 BAR ROOM JOKES 176 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?