FHM Magazine May 2004 Pamela Anderson Cover and Pictorial, Shakira, The Stars of Sex,

FHM # 44 - May 2004 Magazine ISSN: 1532-3803 Volume 5 Issue # 5 Number 44 TABLE OF CONTENTS FEATURES 70 QUOTE, UNQUOTE CRAIG KILBORN He once threw a basketball at a disabled person. "Accidentally." 72 SIGNS THE STARS OF SEX If a woman believes in horoscopes, she'll believe anything you say. 78 JACKASSES WILDBOYZ IN AFRICA Steve-O meets rhino taint and more! 86 MAD SCIENCE HIGH-SPEED SLOWDOWN! Quick penetrations captured on film. 88 WORKING IT THE APPRENTICES Stop daydreaming: Your co-workers look nothing like this in lingerie. 98 PLAYERS GUNS AND POPCORN These guys went from gangbanging to Hollywood. Just like Traci Lords. 104 POPPY MONTGOMERY SPECIAL AGENT The Without a Trace star steams. 110 HEAD-TO-HEAD ALL-STAR SHOWDOWN Florida Marlin Dontrelle Willis puts FHM's athletic bravado in its place. 112 EXTREME CRASH LANDING Brian Deegan's failed bike stunt earned him agony and $250. 116 COVER GIRL Pamela Anderson It's good to be the goddess. 124 QUOTE, UNQUOTE THE PAPARAZZO People get paid to annoy Ashton? IN EVERY ISSUE 20 LETTERS A stripper explains how to pick up her colleagues, Vida appears in tattoo form and a reader pleads for booze. 26 REPORTER Pro pool's sexy Jennifer Barretta clears the table. Plus, cross-stitch gets rude and a whale goes boom. 53 REVIEWS Shakira wiggles, Everlast parties, Hugh Jackman slays, Jason Giambi - slugs and Kevin Pollak cracks wise. 127 FASHION Designer beachwear options for elegant sunning, watches for the sporty and cologne for cowboys. 146 GASOLINE Chrysler's throbbing ME Four-Twelve beats your sleazy uncle's Sebring. Then Michael Madsen road rages. 152 MACHINERY The hottest in scoping aids-handpicked by God Himself. Plus, MP3 players for rocking the devil's music. 156 BIONIC Cy Young winning Dodger Eric Gagne hurls fireballs. Lazy men roll bowling balls. ADDED VALUE 68 BAR ROOM JOKES Carrot Top should tear this page out, put it in a glass box and carry an emergency hammer. Always. 160 TRUE STORIES