Why I H8 the 8 of Diamonds

While this item appears to be a work of fiction, it's actually a poker tutorial written from the point of view of a player named Remy, who believes he is God's gift to the game of poker --and everything else. Remy is the loudmouth donkey at the poker tables and in life. Living in his Mom's basement, he has chosen to think of himself as a role model for others to follow and as such he not only lets readers in on his repertoire of deep dark poker secrets, but also regales them with advice on everything from beating the local recess game to scamming the tooth fairy. But will the man himself ever reach the top of the poker world? Will he earn the respect of his peers? Will the reader find himself or some of his latest opponents here? 139 pages plus glossary, paperbound, 2008.