Has your Mom been kidnapped recently?
Know what a Samurai Swordboy is?
Are you afraid of terrible curses?
Or goblins?
Or Toy Poodles?
How ‘bout (gulp) older sisters??
Do fake false teeth ever talk to you?
Hey, then you better read this book . . . but Be Warned, friend. . . . It's not like anything you've ever read . . . unless you're completely demented! (Are you?)