Oops!: Or, Life's Awful Moments

Have you ever put your best foot forward, and found it wedged firmly in your mouth? Or done your utmost to make a big impression on some very important person, and come off looking like Boob McNutt? Chances are you have, because the road of life is strewn with the banana peels of embarrassment. I've spent a career having fun with guests on my television and radio shows, and I've found that people are never funnier than when they're up-ended by an embarrassing moment, and dropped flat on their dignities. Nothing is more hilarious than any one of us human beings caught off guard, and that's why no gag writer could possibly invent zanier stories than the ones you will find in this book. Life leaves us all looking a little ridiculous at times, so we might as well relax and enjoy it when the laugh is on us. With these words, I invite you to read on. The first blush is on me!