Where Does Caitlyn Go To School?

What happens when a naïve Midwestern mom moves to a fast-moving, cutthroat East Coast city and needs to get her daughter into private school kindergarten?

If you’re Jessie Green, mother of one child of sadly average abilities, it’s an eye-opening experience. Gold City is populated by ultra-competitive helicopter moms, a deranged nursery school director who follows cutting-edge European early childhood theories, and a patrician private school admissions director who devotes herself to openly ranking four-year-olds and secretly judging parents’ wealth, connections, and likeliness to give. Luckily, a new admissions director, a reporter, and a mega-celebrity have come to town. They’re going to shake up the system so maybe, just maybe, Jessie Green’s daughter won’t get shut out.

GothamSchools says, Where Does Caitlyn Go to School? is "a new comic novel that doubles as a private school admissions manual". Sort of.