Plain and Precious Parts from The Fob Bible

A QUOTIDIAN BOOK OF SCRIPTURE

CONTAINING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
THE JUICIEST PORTIONS OF THE

OLD TESTAMENT

—sans, for obvious reasons, Judges 19—

translated through means of memory and nightmare
out of the pre-translated tongues (being mainly English):
and with the former translations ignored,

or—in special cases—
dictated but not read,

by His Fobbiness’s
special command, in perpetuity,

worlds with very definite (and sometimes good-looking) ends,
albeit of a feminist bent in places,
with far too many references to behemoths and leviathans,
and thus, being indebted to the grace of your most gracious progenetrix,
published in the year of the FOB seven
(using the Jepsonian calendar for its ease of dates).

Fully Authorized Fob Version

Eric W Jepson
Ben Christensen
Sarah E. Jenkins
Danny Nelson
editors