Bite Me

Gina Capelli is approaching 30 and still a virgin. Well technically anyway, since vibrators don't count as lovers. She's always been a bit shy around men, and being a bit overweight hasn't helped at all. Men just don't see past the appearance to the fabulous woman she is underneath. Although her friends say she's vibrant, full of life and pulsing energy, and cute.Cute. Yuk. She hates being cute. She wants to be vampy, alluring, mysterious. And that's exactly what she's going to be. A huge fan of BITE ME, the nighttime soap opera about vampires, she's decided to treat herself to an early birthday present and attend the convention in Las Vegas.She wins a contest that gifts her with a ticket to the black tie ball showcasing the new season of BITE ME. Bound and determined that she's going to get laid tonight, she decides the first guy who approaches her is 'the one'. And wouldn't it be nice if it could be Deacon Black, the sexy star of BITE ME. Of course, hot, desirable vampire was just a role Deacon played on television.