HOT UNCENSORED BUG-EYED MONSTERS REVEAL ALL ON PAGE 10!

Sharp snappy sci-fi short story: top tips on avoiding alien abduction, straight from the gray horse's mouth! Crop circles, phantom pregnancies, little green men in flying saucers, alien visitations, strange surgeries, anal probes and men in black: what's it all about, really? For a less than entirely serious answer to the lights in the sky and the spooky night-time visitors, check out this acerbic and frank 'expose' from the keyboard of Amaritta Beane. Avoid the triangle, stay out of the area and don't forget, DON'T GET ALIEN ABDUCTED! Please note: adult themes, language and content.