My Take Away Vampire: A Novella With Bite

A VERY different vampire story

"I recommend reading this amusing story especially if you laugh at the zany vampire craze."

"A great mix of classic vampire lour and modern pop culture this is a great short story."

"This was a book that was a lot of fun to read."

Although Agatha Grace is over three hundred years old, it certainly doesn’t mean that she can’t adapt and fit into ugly post-industrial small town suburbia. Partial to the delights that an evening at McDonald’s often serve her, she waits at her favourite dimly lit corner table – for her kind of vampire take away.

Being your typical urban vampire, this means that her fare isn’t up in bright lights on the menu above the cashiers. However, she usually finds exactly what she is looking for. Her teenage beauty, long blonde hair and ice blue eyes are a temptation very few adorable young men.can resist.

After a long and predictable vampiric existence, trouble is now afoot for Agatha Grace however. Red headed, freckled and occasionally a little slow on the uptake, young Reggie stumbles into Agatha’s predictability and turns it on its head, as he is struck by his first real dose of love at first sight.

Add the over-protective, rhyming ghost of a dead poet, a snarling black wolf, some cops and Agatha’s preference for the 1980’s fashion of mini-skirts, satin halter neck tops and knotted white blouses, things just may go awry, which of course they do.

Along with a couple of untimely and unfortunate deaths, and Reggie’s complete misunderstanding of anything that’s going on, the awry becomes a dead certainty.

Enjoy My Take Away Vampire. A very different, tasty little comedy vampire tale, but still with a little bite!