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"My First Orgasm Came From a Dog" And Other Things I Wish She'd Told Me Before I Proposed (The Warlizard Chronicles)

Author Warlizard
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Author(s)Warlizard
ISBN / ASINB006IBUSMU
ISBN-13978B006IBUSM6
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My new fiancée Betty and I were sitting on the couch, watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show when she looked over at me and casually said, "My first orgasm came from a dog."

As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate thoughts:

1. Now I know why my dog likes her better.
2. I wish this were the worst thing she'd ever told me.


This short story is approximately 5600 words and is part of "The Warlizard Chronicles" (also available on Amazon).