Irked by Kirk: Nutty Prank Letters From Japan

"Irked by Kirk is very funny, in fact so funny at first glance I wondered if this can all be true." –The Kindle Book Review

Kirk Dunkirk is the master of insane correspondence. He gets answers to the questions you didn’t even know needed asking!
Can my dog get a sex change? Will Prince Charles spank Japanese university girls for charity?

“Irked by Kirk” is a collection of zany and sophisticated but TRUE prank letters between Kirk and bigwig CEOs, hypnotists, and politicians. Ted L. Nancy's "Letters from a Nut" fans will enjoy this hilarious addition to the genre. 300+ full-color pages, with haiku, diagrams and puzzles.


Find out if:

• Fascists get discounts at Nissan

• Japanese honey gives people hives

• Sword-wielding Ninja bodyguards are allowed at professional basketball events

• Naked runners can get donuts at the Toronto Marathon

• The CEO of Honda really does hate human cannonballs

…and more!

And speaking of appreciation:

• "We'd like to highly appreciate your advice of new scent 'Recycled Lard' or 'Dank Hairy Floor.' It's nice and interesting for us to hear such kind of scents." -The Makers of Unicharm Air Fresheners

• "There is no eel to water ratio specifications... however [that] would be of minimal concern when compared to the health and safety of [restaurant] customers from spear gun shots." -Portland, Oregon Health Department

• "I don't believe it would be appropriate for anybody to run the course naked. Yes, our event passes by a few Tim Horton’s donut shops." -Toronto Marathon Officials


All of the letters are actual correspondence. Even postmarked envelopes are included.

Go ahead, “look inside” the book, see some examples for yourself. But but be prepared to laugh so hard and suddenly you’ll spray coffee out your nose!

A huge 8.5 x 11” print edition is available too. It’s the size of the Baltimore phone book.

NOTE: This is the complete, unabridged, Kindle version and includes full-size scans of letters, which might be hard to read on devices with small screens such as phones. Please try the free sample first.