101 Redneck Jokes: Become the Envy of Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and other NRA-Totin' Hillbillies (also makes a great gift!) (101 Jokes Book 2)

Edna Mae fell in love,
And planned to marry Jed.
She was so happy about it all,
She told her Papa so.

Pappy told her, "Edna Mae,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon your Ma don't know,
But Jed is your half-brother."

So Edna Mae forgot 'bout Jed,
And planned to marry Will,
But after telling Papa this,
He said, "Yup, there's trouble still."

"You can't marry him, Edna Mae,
And please don't tell your mother,
She'd up and faint if she heard
That Will is your half-brother."

But Mama knew and so she said,
"Do what makes you happy.
Marry Jed or marry Will,
At least they ain't your Pappy!"

Whether that poem made you laugh, made you cringe, or made you check your birth certificate, you will find something to love (or something to take outside and shoot) in this uncensored collection of 101 jokes about fatherly love, trailer parks, and questionable hygiene.

Say, that reminds me, why don't rednecks take offense to redneck joke books?

'Cuz they can't read 'em!

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