Galactic Abs [bizarro science fiction]

Kootie works the night shift at Lobster Liquidators Seafood Restaurant, boiling lobster after lobster for the hungry clientele. But Kootie has a dream of stardom. He wants the ultimate six pack of abdominal muscles; his key to happiness.

One night at work, Kootie tosses a strange lobster into the boiling water. The lobster turns out to be an alien visitor; it manages  to escape the boiling kettle of death.

From that night on, Kootie's life changes forever... and glorious abs are only the beginning.