Fifty Spades of Grey: Erotica for the classy bloke (Fifty Shades of Blokes Book 2)

Fifty Spades of Grey - Planting the seeds of desire. (yes this is a parody)

Christina is trying to turn Dave’s attention away from the garden bed and towards her bed. Dave, oblivious as usual just thinks he’s found a woman as fascinated as he is by roots, spadework, and the need to tidy up one’s bush in time for summer.

Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don’t get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey.