THE BATTLE OF THE MOUND OF RELENTLESS WOE (The Murkmyre Saga)

For those of you unfamiliar with the absurd and amusing books of the Murkmyre universe, this is a fine introduction, at a very low cost.

Extracted from Murkmyre and Nocturnia (Books I and II in the saga), The Battle of the Mound of Relentless Woe details one of the most cataclysmic and devastating results of Prince Voltron Murkmyre's endlessly selfish aspirations ...

Gore. Death. Sore bottoms. When he sets about claiming his mother's throne, Prince Voltron Murkmyre triggers a war on his own homeworld. Races from all the habitable worlds converge on planet Murkmyre - the result became known as the Battle of the Mound of Relentless Woe.

Also included is the rather legendary and epic Murkmyre Timeline, that tells you exactly what's going to happen over the next 97,000 years or so.