Bras and Penus on a Date (The Definitive Mars and Venus Parodies)

This is the sequel to the hilarious bestseller: Women Are from Bras, Men Are from Penus (also in Kindle format), about which John Gray said, "Very creative...I didn't stop laughing." It is a guide for surviving the 7 stages of dating to create a loving, lasting, subpoena-free relationship.

These seven stage are:
Stage 1 DESPERATION: When your love life rots
Stage 2 PROTECTION: When you don't want tots
Stage 3 OBSESSION: When you get the hots
Stage 4 REPULSION: When you get the snots
Stage 5 SUFFOCATION: When your relationship clots
Stage 6 EVACUATION: When you get the trots
Stage 7 DESPERATION: When your love life rots

In Bras and Penus on a Date you will learn that:

Women believe complaining burns calories because nice women are usually fatter than the bitchy ones.

Men don't want to have sex in space because afterwards they can't get up and leave.

Condoms can't protect you from the worst danger of the dating jungle: LOVE -- unless you wear a big one on your head.

Ever since the caveman days, men have been the hunters while women have been the hinters.

-- And much, much more