THE DORK TOWER: Why Stephen King Should Shut The Hell Up About Guns And Just Go Have Gay Sex With His Wife Or Something

This satirical response to Stephen King's e-book "Guns" is written from the perspective of a man who can only think in rambling, incoherent pro-gun rhetoric. He wonders why King blames guns for anything at all instead of blaming the "true" causes of gun violence like rampant homosexuality and violent rap songs like "Gangnam Style." There's also a salute to America's greatest hero, George Zimmerman and an introduction by Wayne LaPierre (not the good one).