Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Sagittarius the Archer, the zodiac s tactfree adrenalin junkie. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Like you care, Sagittarius; shrugging off the bad stuff is a just another great upper arm work out for you, and anyway it will all come out in the dirty washing.
What can you expect in this short, yet vitriol-packed e-volume? Prepare to break bad. Here s the checklist (partial - you think we give this stuff away?)
* Bitch factor? You got it.
Likewise
* Annoying habits
* Deadly sin of choice
* Your love life. Hah.
* Your criminal career
* Your road rage
Plus clever charts showing just how incompatible you are with everybody else in every conceivable aspect of life. Of course it s not your fault. It never is. Find out which planet/s is/are responsible for your cosmic awfulness, and blame it/them. And you get to find out who famously shares your sector of the darkness, just so you have a role model if you begin to stray towards the light.
Until now only available to the discerning in tree-based form, the darkside has gone e-side so you can read all about your dark self without having to lift a finger to turn the page. Buy one for yourself (and wallow in delicious shame) or, even better, for your friends/enemies/frenemies/office nemesis and send it to them anonymously. That would be very darkside.