I think I've lost my bottom

Inside are 5 weird and wonderful poems:
I think I've lost my bottom - can you imagine waking up one morning and wondering where your bottom has gone?

Rampumbumblebumbear - a poem about hair.....what was that other girl called with the long hair?

The "big bad" wolf - wolf always comes to a sticky end. Let's turn the table on those three little pigs!

There's a dragon in my cellar - what would it be like to explore a cellar and find a lovely dragon hiding there? He's scared, called Shifty and needs your help!

In the Dark - a small mouse takes on a monster to save her new owner and herself.

When my daugter and I sit down to talk, well, we talk nonsense. But at least it is fun nonsense!
I've included our 5 favourites that made us laugh writing and reading them.
We hope they make you laugh too!