Alien Autopsy Barbecue -- A Bizarro Science Fiction Story

Two related Bizarro Science Fiction stories:

"Alien Autopsy Barbecue" You know how it is: one thing leads to another. A UFO crashes. The bodies of dead aliens are recovered by a black ops contractor. The next day, there's strange meat cooking at the company barbecue. Steve, an outsider, makes the mistake of crashing the party and freeloading on the eats. Not a good idea.

"Words That Hurt." Jack, an employee with a bad attitude whose job it is to monitor a Gray alien being held captive in a secret facility, gets an upbraiding for using derogatory language when referring to the entity in his care. Should political correctness extend to non-human predator species from Who Knows Where? You be the judge.

Warning: These stories contain descriptions of talking ants and humans eating alien flesh.

Length: 9,200 words.