Jack and the Ghosts

Hi! Hi there! How lovely to smell your friendly smell again, snff snortle, snff snff, you smell happy too!
Happy dog! Happy happy happy, meeting friends again! Can I smell your...
Oh. Sorry.
I am JACK, old fashioned yellow Labrador who is Very Thick.
I have a Great Big apedog Packleader called Tom Stopes and also Dad, and a Fierce apedog Pack Lady called Charlotte and also Mum, and I have three ape-puppies in my Pack called Terri and Pete and Mikey. Apedogs go on their back legs all the time and they have no tails (Poor Apedogs). I love everyone in my Pack.
Also there are funny-looking dogs with hidden claws.* They say it is their Pride, not my Pack. They say I am a Big Stupid. I think this is good, maybe.
{*Cats, CATS, CATS! Obviously it is our Pride and Our Lair because We are the Cats and We are in charge. Signed, The Cats ^-^}

Jack has his own website at www.gooddogjack.co.uk, where you can find out about his other adventures, and his very own author, Patricia Finney.