Pick-Up Lines Pocket Book with attention grabbers and ice-breakers.

No woman? No problem. Never again be passed over for the handsome stud with the thick wallet and the six pack abs. Everyone knows what women REALLY wants is a fellow with a sense of humor. Failing that, even the hottest women all get a laugh out of a lame pick-up line! "But I don't know any pick-up lines," you say. "How am I going to even begin to speak to a woman?" Fear not! The Pick-Up Lines Pocket Book is here to save the day!

Some classic examples include: (1) “Would you like a drink? …got any money?” or (2) “Could it be love at first sight? …No I'm just feeling horny”. Sometimes the "so bad they're good" approach works best. The Pick-Up Lines Pocket Book has more gems along the lines of: (1) “Is this the first time you've worn make up? and (2) "That's not your best dress is it?".

WARNING: Pick-Up Lines Pocket Book contains Audience baiting and mild insult lines, quips retorts and one-liners.

Readers say:

5.0 out of 5 stars Fun book 6 Sep 2013
There are some good one liners in here. Easy to read, and some funny lines you will want to remember.
By Tim B

5.0 out of 5 stars - OMG! Just Buy This Book! - 31 Aug 2013
Guys...if you started throwing these one liners at me I'd see right through them but still be putty in your hands. Ha! By Cathy Wilson

4.0 out of 5 stars - Funny - 25 Aug 2013
I haven't read all the book yet but Ive already written down some good insults to use. --E. Forster