BARMAN BUMPER BANTER BOOK

WHO SHOULD INVEST? This eBook offers EXCEPTIONAL value for landlords, barmen and drinks waiters. WHAT YOU’LL GET; In this book you will find Individual nuggets of comedy one-liner gold, Chat-up lines, ice breakers and compliments, Insults, roasts and audience baiting quips and banter.

IS IT FOR YOU?

• If you want to quadruple your tips in 24 hours, get this!
• It’s improved my confidence incredibly. Thank you!
• 5 out of 5 stars - OMG! Just Buy This Book! Guys...if you started throwing these flirty one liners at me I'd see right through them but still be putty in your hands. Ha!
• Page after page of VERY fast quips
• “You need to memorise at least twenty five of the quips in this book whether you think you do, or not”.
• "Thank you very much, I must have been really dull before"
• "A very handy collection"
• "Quick to read, and memorable"
• "A book worth dipping into frequently"
• "There are some good one liners in here you will want to remember"
• "A great gift for my barman boyfriend"
• Conveniently arranged in no order whatsoever but who cares, Excellent!
• If you only ever buy one Joke book, buy this Joke book
• A fun collection of fast wise-cracks perfect for the job whether an upmarket nightclub or a karaoke bar
• I'd rather keep this book a secret so I have less competition however to be fair to my peers, I would recommend it.
• A hefty collection of wholesome banter
• Much of its content is safe enough for sharing in mixed company
• A storehouse of humour to amuse the customers.
• The clever combination of wit and observation will make this a collection to prize and to give.
• I haven't read the entire book yet but I’ve already written down some good lines to use
• These jokes are the "best of the best" there are particular ones that keep customers tipping time after time.

The BARMAN BUMPER BANTER BOOK Written by a professional stand-up comic specifically for barmen and drinks waiters, this book is loaded with hundreds of quick insult-humour quips and banter that charm the customers, and the birds right off the trees! Whether you're a 'born' entertainer, or a shrinking violet, you'll love how easy it is to make your customers smile and giggle. This is not a joke book. It is not designed to make a barman funny. It is designed to help barmen to appear witty and spontaneous. “Witty and spontaneous requires planning, and a bloody good script”. The book is full of quips and jabs, harmless cracks that will make those around smile, chuckle AND TIP. Serving drinks is only 10% of the job. 90% of the job is about personality. Entertain the punter and make more tips. This isn’t rocket science!

The perfect review: "Unbelievable results just as you said ... thanks a bunch" PW Bartender Los Angeles.

A WORD FROM THE AUTHOR;
“I have always found short one-liners the cleverest form of comedy; the way they can garner a laugh with just a few words inspires my untold admiration for those who make it an art form” Humor helps us have fun, and we often love those that have the ability to bring that into our lives. When it comes to popularity, there’s a reason why a sense of humor is almost always at the top of everybody’s list of most attractive attributes. Being able to make someone laugh (friend, stranger or enemy) can instantly make them feel differently about you. The contents of this book have been hand-picked by a professional comedian. Filled with hundreds of witty quips snappy remarks and a heap of roasts, all of which have been field-tested in battle. You'll soon have a memory bank full of lightning fast, one-liners and banter. Perfect for the drinks trade workplace ...and your social life after work!

Ask yourself -- is there anything quite as powerful as someone with wit and a way with words? Pure comic genius that will have your customers laughing out loud, you’ll never be lost for words again! It's insanely good value! Unleash the stand-up comedian in you!