The Erotic Adventures of Octoman!

-PROMOTIONAL RELEASE PRICE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY- Dick Gayson is frustrated. His superhero alter-ego Octoman is on the ropes and the people of Mecockolis are growing tired of his haphazard antics. His girlfriend and Daily Thompson co-worker, Blois Bane, think it might be high time he hung up the lycra and turned his back on a life of crime-fighting, but things aren't always that easy.

Dick agrees at first, but when evil, multi-mammaried villain, The Sextitplet, descends on the city, how long will it be before Octoman is called into action? Can Octoman's six hands resist the temptation of a convenient amount of breasts? Will Dick and Blois work out their differences? Will Mecockolis ever be safe again?

Find out in this gripping tale of love, lust and action, totaling over 8,000 words.

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...Daily Thompson reporter Dick Gayson who found evidence leading to the arrest of one Mr.Meanor, suspected of arson and insurance fraud. Residents of Mecockolis will no doubt feel some comfort, knowing men like Mr.Meanor are behind bars.

"See, Dick! You're a hero."

"Duhh. Octoman," he said wryly, flourishing his hands to present himself.

"No, you. Dick Gayson, you're a hero. Not Octoman," she said bluntly. "Octoman's pretty far from being a hero right now."

Dick looked solemnly at the ground.

"I know it sucks, Dick, but you have to take the positives from this. Maybe it's time you gave Octoman a rest for a while."

He looked up a little shocked. "Retire...?" he uttered, mortified.

"Well, let's call it a sabbatical."

"Cut the fancy words, Blois. Say what you really mean."

"I mean...I think Octoman needs a break. Dick Gayson, he can be a hero. Normal citizens do good things all the time." She moved over closer to him and stared into his deep blue eyes, ruffling his blonde locks with her hand. "Maybe it's time you tried to be normal?"

"What's normal Blois? Octoman, he can do good!"

"He can also do pretty bad, too," she retorted.

"Name one time."

"Well this morn-"

"Not that. Name another time."

"That group of nuns in the bank?"

"Hey, whoa, you agreed with me that they could easily have been heist costumes."

"When you tackled that old teacher at the observatory?"

"I thought he was a pedophile, Blois!"

"Pedophiles don't usually kidnap thirty kids at a time," she snapped.

"Good ones do," he muttered.

"Choking out that panda at the zoo?"

"Reports of Panda Man were rife! Rife!" he shouted, exasperated.

"Dick Gayson...now there's a good man," Blois said, soothingly.

He looked at her, resigned. His eyes scanning over her strong features and short blonde hair. He sighed. "Alright, Blois." He'd do anything for her.

The T.V caught their attention once more.

...we repeat. STAY INDOORS. We've had several confirmed sightings of a woman possessing superhuman strength, rampaging her way through the city. Several witnesses claim she is also squirting a milk like substance from one of her six breasts...

"Six breasts?" Dick said, putting two and two together. "Now that sounds like a job for Octo-"

"Dick! We literally just agreed that you wouldn't be doing this shit anymore."