Mars Needs Bimbos

Jack Richardson and Casey “Hardcase” Adams are the best of the best of the best, on the most important mission ever: The first manned journey to Mars. After two years of isolation in a metal tube, the two men are more than ready to make history and set foot on the surface of the red planet.

At first, everything goes according to plan, until their ship enters the Martian atmosphere- and goes wildly out of control and refuses to respond. Steeling themselves for the inevitable crash and fireball, the astronauts are instead confronted by impossible readings from their instruments as their craft comes to a complete stop in midair and descends gently to the Martian surface.

Before they have a chance to open the hatch, it’s ripped open from the outside. Mars is not a barren wasteland of red rock but a thriving jungle, inhabited by savage techno-barbarians that take the astronauts captive and bear them off to an arena. They’re not to fight as gladiators, though. The Martians have something else in mind: Turning the two manly men into women and offering them as prizes to the savage alien warlord that rules on Mars!