300 Christmas Jokes to Have Fun with Your Family and Friends

Christmas Jokes and Christmas Laughter Makes for a Merry Heart

Christmas Jokes and Christmas Laughter Makes for a Merry Heart, indeed ! So won't you come along on this Christmas journey into the wonderful world of laughter and humor. Santa, Mrs. Clause, and the Elves got together, and even the reindeer to put these lighthearted short funny jokes together. Santa was telling his family, “You know what I think the Earth needs for Christmas this year?” And Mrs. Clause and the elves, and even the Reindeer said they surely did not know. Its a riddle indeed, what does the whole Earth need? What would everyone be happy with? Santa found the secret, everyone would be happy if they learn to laugh. Laughter is the best medicine, you know.

Some Benefits of Laughing

Laughter helps you to feel warm and cozy inside.

Laughter and merriment brings people together, but be careful because it is catching.

Laughing helps you to forget your problems.

Laughing people have a tendency to be healthy, its good for the heart muscles especially.

Laughing makes you more like Santa Clause, and Santa is the Merry King of Laughter.

Christmas Jokes with Tidings of Good Joy !

So Santa, Mrs. Clause, the Elves and the Reindeer decided to give you the best Christmas gift ever, the gift of laughter and exceeding joy. They packaged their laughter each into a little joke of its own. So won't you go along with us and let yourself explode with a hearty Ho!Ho!Ho! These jokes are just what the North Pole ordered.

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Santa got in his sleigh and decided to follow the dogs heading west in the wagging train.

Mrs. Clause said the reindeer had a terrible fall. She was really hoping he would have a better winter.

How is the letter Z like a reindeer's tale? Its at the end of the reindeer.

What was it called when Santa was telling a sad story? A North Woe.

Whats the best way to cure fleas on a reindeer? It depends on whats wrong with them.

Where did frosty the Snowman take his wife for an evening out? The Snow Ball.

What did Frosty the snowman's wife do when she got mad at him? She gave him the cold shoulder.

What is Santa Clause wearing after going down the chimney? A Santa Clause soot.

What did the snowman say when all the other snowmen were teasing him? Snow what!

What did the snowman say after hearing a tall tale? Snow way!

Christmas is really magic, it makes all my money disappear.