The Enemy in Your Cupboard

Do you know where every rest stop, gas station, and public restroom in a twenty mile radius of your home is?
Are you always exhausted?
Do you know how far away you are from a bathroom at every moment?
Do you decline invitations because you are afraid you’d be too far from a toilet?
If yes, then maybe this story can help you. It may rescue you from the discomfort, embarrassment, medicines, and cost of a digestive disorder you might not even know you had.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to seek out and destroy the "Enemy in Your Cupboard."