Happiness: Just Add Genitals: A Collection of Poems and Other Works.

The typical genital contains the following: rainbows, kittens, awesomeness, gooy-fun-time, joy, and POWER! The secret to happiness is clear, genitals. Anyone who says otherwise is just trying to trick you so they can hoard more happiness for themselves. Happiness is a contest and only so many people can win. Everyone who loses will be forever remembered as a nerd then forgotten. Forever didn't last very long, did it?

Warning, genitals aren't for everyone. If you experience any of the following symptoms, discontinue use. Existential disgust or an inability to look in the mirror, AIDS, anal discomfort, frequent text messages from strangers or people you wish were strangers, excessive use of alcohol (if you ever say, "I know when I've had enough," this is you), or a very concerned parent.

If you experience an allergic reaction, please consult with a doctor. As this may be the sign of a serious case of super nerd.

"Happiness: Just Add Genitals" is a collection of humor focused poetry, comics, and aphorisms about love, dating, sex, and all that awkward stuff.