Children of the Prophet

You wanna know if you should read this book? Here are some highlights for you:

-a possessed gorillephant attacks multiple teachers.
-many teenage boys are punched in the face, starting with the first chapter.
-a main character gets their hand cut off and proceeds to make amputee jokes until the end of the novel.
-there are at least two sociopaths in the book. Try to guess who!
-an ancient Celtic dirge sung by a violent drunk is a major plot point.
-a red demon cloud devours someone's soul. Twice!

On top of all that, there are wizard battles, mysteries, drama, humor, at least three oodles of intrigue, and a rich, magical world. Also, one in every three copies is filled with candy!* So what are you waiting for? It's stupid cheap and a good read. Through action, mystery and humor, CHILDREN OF THE PROPHET is a struggle between true believers, the story of a friendship torn apart by the best intentions.

*offer only valid on paperback copies**
**book only available digitally