101 classic children's joke

101 classic children's joke

Why aren't you listening
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?



Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.



Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.



Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"

The smart little boy
Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?"



Little boy: "I don't know."



Stranger: "How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?"



Boy: "She doesn't call me, I am there already."