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Vampire Lumberjacks: Poems and Comics about Sex, Life, and Geeky Stuff.

Author Richard Meyer
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Author(s)Richard Meyer
ISBN / ASINB00LGC3FMG
ISBN-13978B00LGC3FM3
Sales Rank1,644,666
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸

Description

Women often ask me to satisfy their sexual desires, but I don't have time for that. Seriously ladies, do you know how long it takes to write one of these books? I have to do everything! The indie life is tedious! Ladies also ask me if I could make more sexy material for them.

Challenge accepted!

This book is filled with over 100% more sexy man-bits and general manliness. Not that this book is a total sausagefest. There are still boobies as well, there's such a thing as too much penis. Finally, a book with enough penis.

This book is a collection of poems and comics about geeky stuff with way more for the ladies than ever. There's tips for picking a fantasy realm BFF, sex issues in RPGs, Ninja parenting manuals, and tons of penis jokes. It's a funny little string of meat, isn't it.