Snow White Pearl. Kias Optimas Ex. One Bad Mutha.: Fake Federal Surveillance. Fake C.I.A. Triggas. (Cocaine.1967 Book 25)

I Am One Serious Fucking Writer.
TWENTY-FIVE PUBLISHED BOOKS.
This Is Mr. KING PIMP JOSEPH.
MASSA Joseph CHUSETTS.
JOSEPH ANTHONY ALIZIO JR.
TWITTER @JOEYALIZIO

"WHEN LIGHTENING STRIKES!"

HOLY SHITTE NI GG A.
IS THIS WHAT I GET
FOR MY NEW SNOW WHITE PEARL 2014 KIA!?

HOLY GOD TO WOWS!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LORD G O D HIMSELVES!

BITCH SMACKED OF A CUNT FUCKED.

MY WARRANTY FUCKED YOUR WIFEY HOE IN HER...
WHOOP! WHOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! NI GG A....
ALL NIGHT LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Warranty 10 years. 100,000 miles. Cars built to last. Warranties too. We have a lot of confidence in the quality and durability of every new Kia that rolls off the assembly line. So much confidence,
that we offer an industry-leading Kia 10-year or 100,000-mile warranty program.

The Kia 10-year/100,000-mile warranty program* consists of:

10-year/100,000-mile limited powertrain warranty
5-year/60,000-mile limited basic warranty
5-year/100,000-mile limited anti-perforation warranty
5-year/60,000-mile roadside assistance plan

Each provides coverage until either the yearly or total mileage figure is reached—whichever comes

first.

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

Just 22 Minutes Later Now...

OKAY SO THIS IS WHAT
I WAS LOOKING FOR ACTUALLY.
I HAVE THE PDF
OF MY
NEW 2014 KIA OPTIMA WARRANTY
WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
>>> YOU CAN GET ALL OF THIS ONLINE.

Kia’s toll free Roadside Assistance
hot line is staffed 24
hours a day, 365 days a year
and is accessible by dialing
1-800-333-4 KIA (4542).
Please note that you must
provide your Vehicle Identification Number (VIN)
to verify coverage at the time of your call.
The VIN can be found on the dash of your vehicle
on the driver’s side, on the door jamb of the driver’s door,
your vehicle’s registration or proof of insurance card.

OKAY SO COOL THEN. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

Paused.

MY NEW VEHICLE.

1. I AM VERY HAPPY.
1a. READ UP ASSHOLE.

GEORGEY W. BUSH'S GREATEST TRICK
IS ALWAYS TO REACT UPON MY WORDS.
"MR. SMARTASS NEEDS HIS SLEEP."

BUT ONLY IN A NEGATIVE MANNER.

"ONE ASSHOLE SARCASTIC FUCKING CUNT."

I DO NOT PLAY WITH THIS.

I DID NOT EXPECT ANYTHING MORE...
THAN WHAT
I HAVE PAID FOR. BY MYSELF. YES FOR MYSELF.

THIS VEHICLE IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.
THIS IS WHAT I HAD ASKED FOR.
I REALLY WANTED THIS VEHICLE FOR MYSELF.

"A VEHICLE WHICH MY BUDGET CAN AFFORD...
and ALSO TRUTHFULLY...
WHICH I CAN EAT UP and PAY OFF
MY KIA MOTORS LOAN VERY QUICKLY MAYBE."
LOL.

"IN LESS THAN TWO YEARS.
I WOULD LIKE MY NEW! VEHICLE AGAIN."

MY WRITING ON ALL OF YOUR SURVEILLANCE...
YOUR FBI BLUNDERS. YOU IDIOT DEA BLOOPERS...

"THIS IS ALL FUCKING TRUE HERE.
THE YEARS WERE THE 1980'S INTO 1990. YES."
>>> I AM STUCK TRAPPED HERE IN DOVER NEW HAMPSHIRE
DEALING WITH YOUR PAST FUCK-UPS...
RIGHT NOW HOWEVER.

THE BACK-UP CAMERA...
THE NAVIGATION SYSTEM...
"THE FACT THAT THIS IS CONNECTED
TO SATELLITE 24 HOURS PER DAY."
THE ADD-ON OPTIONS ETC...

IS WRITING. YES THIS IS MY WRITING.

1b. I HAVE NONE OF THESE OPTIONS.
IF I HAD MORE MONEY THEN YES I WOULD.
"I HAVE NO CONCERN FOR YOUR FAKE LIVES.
MY LIFE HERE IS ENTIRELY REAL. I JUST DO NOT CARE."

THIS IS YES! MY WRITING. MY VERY OWN WRITING.
I HAVE NO TEAM TO WRITE ALONG WITH ME. NO.

2. I AM DRUG FREE.
"SEND COCAINE. FREE ONLY PLEASE."
LOL.
2a. UNFORTUNATELY I RARELY DRINK.
"I AM UNABLE
TO DRINK HERE WITH ALL OF THIS AGAINST ME."

3. THIS MEANS SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
IF YOU PLAN ON HAVING NEGATIVITY TOWARDS ME.

YES. THIS IS WRITING.
"ONE GREAT WRITER
WILL ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT."
TRUTHFUL.
HILARIOUS. COMEDIC.
MOST CERTAINLY WITH FACT. MY WRITING.

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME...

"THERE IS CHRISTMAS FOR ME...IF I PAY MY BILLS ONLY."

...SO FUCK OFF ONCE AGAIN DUDE.

THIS IS TO VERY FEW OF YOU LEFT HERE ON EARTH.

MY KIA SOMERSWORTH DEALERSHIP
CONTACT WAS AWESOME.
FAR BETTER THAN JUST "NO PROBLEMS."

THESE GUYS WERE ALL EXCEL