How To Write A Horrible Ebook and Make Everyone Hate You!

The self published ebook market has grown exponentially in the past few years. It has given talented authors the ability to get their work out into the world without having to go through the painful process of submitting query letters and proposals to book publishers. This is the finest book on writing available to the public in the history of the world, written to help you with your book! With the knowledge in this book, you will become even more brilliant, artistic, and rich!

Note: This is a comedic book, meant to entertain you, especially if you are an indie author. Its content should not be taken seriously. I hope it gives you a laugh or two. But, perhaps, if you do the exact opposite of what this book suggests, then you might get an idea of what you should do to become a more successful writer.