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“Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.†- This fact can be found in almost all the other encyclopedias and Chuck Norris books of facts? But…
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155 World’s Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts
A Carefully Selected Collection Of The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest And The Most Fearless Man In The Universe - Chuck Norris, The Legend!
Compiled and Edited by OLIVER OLIVER REED
Made under the brand umbrella of The Best World’s Jokes Club, this book is a carefully selected collection of 155 best and funniest Chuck Norris jokes and facts in the world. (IMPORTANT: If you think you have an even funnier one (which is almost impossible), send it to The Best World’s Jokes Club, as instructed in the book, and it will be included in the first book update.
You do not need thousands of useless jokes.
HERE YOU HAVE 155 OF THE BEST & FUNNIEST ONES
Ready for use to make everyone laugh everywhere and on any occasion: at home or at work, bars, clubs, parties, with your friends or family, except… Do not try to make fun of Chuck Norris, because…
THIS IS WHAT YOU’LL GET:
- Editor’s Choice of Top 15 Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts
- Young Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris Can…
- Chuck Norris Knows…
- No One F*** With Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris Doesn’t…
- Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick
- Other Chuck Norris Facts
You’ll love this hilariously funny joke book that will make you laugh for hours.
Here you have a few jokes and facts just to taste (or check a preview for some more):
Chuck Norris can split the atom, with his bare hands.
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can read minds but he does not do so because he doesn't care what you think.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
When Chuck Norris goes hunting he shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a head start.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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