False impressions: a comedy in five acts. Performed at the Theatre Royal, Covent Garden

"AHA! very good, very good. Here I am againno bad night's workpretty fairish jobpatient none the better, myself none the worsetipt two guineas for sitting up with old Lady Cypressslept comfortably in an easy chair nibbled a cold chicken with my Lady's woman tiff'd a can of flip with the old butlercrib'd a kiss or two from the sweet lips of Mrs. Rachel, and gave her a box of cardamums and a bottle of elder-flower water in return for the favourSo far, so goodWell done, Jerry Scud!Holloa! Jack, boy, puppy! where are you?"
This is an edition of a classical book first published in the eighteenth century.