Swiss Army Knife for the Soul

Have you ever wanted a fulfilling job? Or love and companionship and to get laid a whole lot? Or else to be really, really rich?
If you answered Yes to any of those questions, then you’re not alone, because this book answered Yes to all those questions too.
Based on actual fiction, Swiss Army Knife for the Soul takes you through the anecdotal journey of Tommy Boy, member of the secret society known as the Masterful Order of Things, while on his spiritual path toward enlightenment and self-proclaimed “masterhood.”
And yet it is more than just a story. It offers step-by-step guidelines of tried and true methods by a self-proclaimed master on how to stumble onto good fortune completely by accident (which, if you think about it, is a lot easier than doing a whole bunch of work). Best of all, you don’t even need to buy a lottery ticket—all you have to do is buy this book. With every page you turn, it’s guaranteed to change page-numbers, right along with you.