How to Write a Guide to Writing a Bestseller in 10 Minutes

Writing a bestseller is hard. Writing a phony advice book that tells people they can write a bestseller is easy. With this handy guide, you'll be able to create your own guide in about ten minutes. This guide will tell you exactly what to include in your own guide. Hell, if you want to write a bestseller, you may even be able to cut out the middleman and just use this guide to write your own bestseller. But you'll have a lot of bridges to gap. Wait, maybe that's not how the saying goes.

"This book helped me write a guide to writing bestsellers. I think someone may even have written a bestseller after reading my own guide." -- Norton Loomer