The Legends of Nipperia(EPISODE 1 The Formidable five)
Chapter 1
A long, long time ago in a nippy, nippy galaxy named Nipperia…
(ok who the hell is stupid enough to give a galaxy that name?)
[A robot named Nadine Russell. Now more writing and less questions you bloody terran.]
(Fine.)
Little did this beautiful & icy galaxy know that they are about to be visited by the most awesome, butt-kicking and rockin’ group of trolls: THE FORMIDABLE FIVE!!!
[OH YEAH, play rock music intro Axan.]
(Hey shut that thing off. I can’t concentrate.)
The formidable five is led by the troll named Oshart…
[Yep, that’s me]
…the ugliest…
[Ehem]
…I mean the handsomest and most badass troll in this group of low-life hoodlums.