My wife Janice is the type of woman who gets her way.
So when her two hunky interns come home with her one night, I quickly realized what was about to happen: I was going to get double-teamed in the bedroom.
Better to just give in now, right? I think so--even though I'm not gay, I don't think I have much choice in the matter. So I guess I better open my mouth and spread my cheeks so I can get spit-roasted like a man...