So I'd Been Single For Many Many... My Whole Life

You will probably be confused as you read this book. This is neither a poem nor prose. It’s like a mad man’s musing, a free flow of consciousness, plus some butchering of English.
You will never see the punch lines coming. Maybe you will laugh but you will never know why. When you put down this book, you will be like, “What just happened?”
This is real. I actually did all the material in this book on stage. I figured that if live audiences like it, then you probably will.
Do I actually talk like that? All the word in this book is taken from my stage material, verbatim. If you want to see me say these words for real, check out my YouTube Channel, “Skhumor Comedian Sai Kit”
Don’t mind the grammar. This work is grammatically liberated. If you have no problem understanding Yoda, then you should have no problem with me. I like to chop every sentence into little pieces and rearrange them to achieve the maximum artistic value. It’s poetic that way, yet remember this is not poetry, but a bit of so many things.
I love to play with words. I love to make people laugh. My only regret was not doing it earlier.
In case you wonder why I talk like this, I am a Chinese Canadian slash former immigrant. My first language isn’t English.
Shall we start?