Making Your Own Satisfaction

Customer service sucks on a good day, and even a hot, butch dyke only improves Jewel's day so far when the woman is more interested in yelling than flirting. When the woman returns the next day, Jewel attempts to score a date, but in the process winds up fired.

Jewel is pretty sure that life could be worse than balancing dating and job-hunting. She's absolutely certain she doesn't want to know how.