Legal Notices to Superheroes

Superheroes lead lives of danger, excitement, and form-fitting spandex. But much like celebrities are revealed to be just like us in Us Weekly when they go to the grocery store, a quick review of the business correspondence superheroes receive shows that they're just like us too. They annoy their neighbors. They have problems navigating government bureaucracy. Large companies try to wring them for money.

The satirical letters in this short collection demonstrate that decades of comic book plot holes have not gone unnoticed by lawyers and regulators. It simply took a while for them to process the paperwork. Similarly, you may be surprised how relevant current real world ridiculousness is to the legal minutia of superheroes.

The letters contained in this book are:
A Letter to Bruce Wayne from the Gotham Department of Child Welfare
A Letter to Prof. X from the Lawyer Retained by the Parents of a Recently Admitted Student
A Letter to Superman from United States Citizenship and Immigration Services
A Letter to Wonder Woman from Spirit Airlines
A Letter to the Avengers from the Avengers Tower Co-op Board of Directors