#21 Learn to Meditate (Single Wide Female: The Bucket List)

I’ve got the perfect flowy poet’s shirt, wooden beads that remind me of nature and a blue stone that promises mystical powers—I’m sure this mediation thing is going to be a breeze.

Babbling brooks, peaceful pagodas, lovely serene whale sounds—I may or may not have caused a slight disturbance while trying to learn the art of meditation in these surroundings.

Oh, and I almost forgot—I think there’s a saying about kissing frogs…