A laugh on every page for nearly 70% off the cost of buying them individually!
Not intended for children.These stories get their influence as a hodgepodge from Monty Python, National Lampoon, Family Guy, Red Dwarf, Seth MacFarlane, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Harry Harrison, and countless other comedic mediums.
This omnibus edition includes over 2,100 pages of comedic fantasy and sci-fi. You'll get the first three books in the Tales from the Land of Ononokin series, the first book from the Queen Arthur Adventures, the first book in the Intergalactic Investigation Bureau series, and the first five missions from the Platoon F series. There are wizards, vampires, werewolves, dwarfs, elves, Arthurian lore, robots, androids, space ships, space marines, alien races, and time travel, and it's all built on a backdrop of comedy that will keep you laughing for weeks.
Tales From the Land of Ononokin
A Quest of Undoing
Xebdigon Whizzfiddle is a wizard who has to find a quest, get it contracted, and finish it to the letter within 30 days or he'll lose his guild membership status, meaning he'll have to actually work for a living!
The Full Moon Event
Paulie Vergen is a Vampire who went through the daily grind of life until a fateful day when a newly infected Werewolf landed on his doorstep. Now Paulie has to help the poor fellow get to the land of Yezan before an assassin kills them both.
Bob the Zombie
Bob is a Zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so that they could make a batch of Elfagra in the Upperworld.
Queen Arthur Adventures
The Ring of Veiling
After learning her husband's secret, Guinevere tells him of a magical talisman that will show a person however he or she desires to be seen. This, of course, is perfect for Arthur since he desires to dress in a fashion that is more befitting a queen than a king.
Intergalactic Investigation Bureau
Starliner
Two robotic deaths and a grouping of terrorist attacks have just happened on the biggest incorporated entity in the galactic empire. The #1 suspect? A new robotic religiosity that calls itself Starliner.
Platoon F
The SSMC Reluctant
Lieutenant Orion Murphy is scheduled for execution due to a clerical error. His only out is to undergo a complete physical makeover, get a rank and name change, and agree to take over a new platoon in the Segnal Space Marine Corps (SSMC).
Angry Robots
A group of antiquated robots have decided that they've had enough of being treated like second-class citizens. They take over the sewage plant on Segnal Prime and start pumping the sludge back up into the buildings.
The SSMC Voyeur
A space probe that was sent out 500 years ago has returned...sort of. It's actually a copy of the original model of The SSMC Voyeur, which begs the question: What happened to the original craft?
Earthlings
After their last mission, the Segnal Space Marine Corps (SSMC) saw the value of the GONE Drive. The ability to move through space in a blink of an eye would be highly appealing to any military body, but specifically to Rear Admiral Parfait who has a bit of a thing for military bodies.
Synthetic DNA
After a close call in the year 2440 at the planet called "Earth," the crew of The SSMC Reluctant makes a quick escape back to their home of Segnal. Unfortunately, due to a miscalculation, they arrive 500 years in the future!
All of this at nearly 70% off buying them individually!